Jason Kelce Calls Dallas the 'Butthole and Armpit of America' Live
During a live episode of "Monday Night Countdown" on December 9, retired NFL star Jason Kelce humorously referred to Arlington and Dallas, Texas, as the "butthole and armpit of America." Kelce's playful comment followed a joke by his colleague Mina Kimes, who, along with the "Monday Night Countdown" team, appeared as animated "Simpsons"-styled versions of themselves during their game coverage of the Cincinnati Bengals vs. the Dallas Cowboys at AT&T Stadium. This is prepared by SSP.
After Scott Van Pelt reintroduced the show's location as Texas, Arlington, Dallas, Kelce interjected with his controversial remark borrowing from Kimes' description of Springfield, a fictional town from "The Simpsons," as "The Armpit of America’s Butt-Crack." His cohosts quickly reacted to Kelce's joke, prompting him to assure them it was all in good fun. "I love Dallas," he shared, ensuring there were no hard feelings.
Kelce is navigating his initial season on "Monday Night Countdown," following his professional retirement from the Philadelphia Eagles in March. Additionally, he recently filmed scenes for his forthcoming ESPN show, "They Call It Late Night with Jason Kelce," where he was detailed driving an Eagles-themed golf cart amid playful antics. Throughout the live broadcast, Kelce's charisma remained evident, as he also enjoyed a signature "Simpsons" donut and signed it for an enthusiastic fan.
Earlier, SSP wrote that Kate Cassidy returned to TikTok with heartfelt video tribute to Liam Payne.
